Late last year, sex toy manufacturer Autoblow held a contest for the world’s most beautiful vagina.
In order to get a sex toy that customers would buy, entrepreneur Brian Sloan held the online competition to find the most desirable vagina. By getting ‘everyday women’ to upload photos of their vulvas online, people were able to vote on the best, with the top three used to design Sloan’s new product.
The aim of the contest was to determine what type of vagina men prefer, and now Autoblow is doing it again – this time with anuses.
If you think you have the world’s most beautiful butt hole, Sloan wants to hear from you. And it could bank you $5,000 (£4,015).
The three individuals with the most attractive anuses will split $10,000 of prize money and on November 8th, 2016, one will win the title we all want to bare: Anus Beauty King or Queen of the World.
As Sloan states in the informationa
l video, he wants to know whether or not a beautiful anus actually exists, and hopes that this contest will find the answer. It’s a battle of the sexes – anus edition.
Interested? Here was last year’s competition (Warning: Obviously NSFW):
Coincidentally, it fits right in with election time in America.
I hope that all Americans will warm up their voting rights in the Anus Contest before hitting the polls to vote in the Presidential Election on November 8th. I invite people from all countries of the world, especially those which are not democracies, to experience the unique flavor of our American democratic process by participating in the Anus Contest, which I have constructed to be as much like our Presidential Election as possible. I feel so happy that people of all cultures and of all races and of all religious will come together, even if it is only to vote on the attractiveness of eachother’s butt holes.
Feel like your anus is worth a few thousand? All you have to do is submit a photo of it with ‘Autoblow anus contest’ written on a piece of paper beside it. Then, vote for your favourite and wait for your anus to win top spot.
May the best anus win.